Posted 4 seconds ago
Hey sexy, nice tits. Whoa, why are you so upset? It’s a compliment. I’m only being nice to you, you stupid bitch.
Male proverb (via parahdocks)

(Source: clype)

Posted 5 hours ago

funthot:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

Posted 5 hours ago

gothiccharmschool:

seerofsarcasm:

satamoru:

plintoon:

satamoru:

zoann:

colormecalm:

nonimaginaryfriend:

disgruntledsquids:

Old hag by *veprikov

Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.

I JUST FOUND THIS PICTURE AND I’M GOING TO CRY WHY THIS

I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY

I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..

Im sobbing.

no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please

Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic: 
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Enjoy!

DEAD

Reblog every one of these happy end comics I don’t even care

I will always reblog this when there are happy ending images that involve the witch getting her pretty purple hat. And yes, the original image makes me sniffly EVERY TIME. 

(Source: willardhewitts)

Posted 5 hours ago

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

Posted 5 hours ago

nicolemarie1416:

distortedcity:

mocoffin:

avatarthelastairbenderthemovie:

d0cpr0fess0r:

I sped up Boulevard of Broken Dreams and it turned into an old-school Sonic the Hedgehog song.

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i think im gonna cry

SHIT

WHAT IS THIS IM FEELING

Posted 5 hours ago

chilled:

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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this couldn’t get any better

(Source: catsfurever)

Posted 5 hours ago

gaystripclub:

magicbuffet:

i-got-kicked-by-pj:

hate-that-sadness-in-your-eyes:

Photographer Francois Brunelle has been working on an amazing project; searching for people who look strikingly similar but have no relation to each other. These are some of this incredible finds. 

 

this fucked me up

no way

"go fuck yourself" just became an option 

(Source: southbound-is-heaven)

Posted 5 hours ago

psydragon:

corseque:

having to use your own art as reference cause you forgot how to draw

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having to go back to reread previous chapters of your own story as a reference because you forgot how to write 

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Posted 5 hours ago

alilfallofrain:

raggedyanndy:

thispleasesmorbo:

spellboundsama:

THAT IS GORGEOUS

heterochromia is one of the coolest aesthetics the human body can muster

a very groovy mutation

Thank you, Charles Xavier.

(Source: poyzn)

Posted 5 hours ago

why feminism should include trans women

babydraygen:

• they’re fucking women

Posted 5 hours ago

http://hella-nootella.tumblr.com/post/96145322351/jaclcfrost-living-in-a-small-town-is-wonderful

jaclcfrost:

living in a small town is wonderful

  • are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
  • are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
  • are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie…
Posted 5 hours ago
  1. Not Pansexuality: "I don't care about gender!! Gender is meaningless!"
  2. Pansexuality: "I understand that gender can be an important part of someone's identity, but it will have no effect on whether I am attracted to them."
Posted 5 hours ago

heliolisk:

keba-the-queen:

heliolisk:

they sold me at walmart

No one is gonna buy you.

u wanna fight m8?

Posted 5 hours ago

heathermorris:

i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once

Posted 5 hours ago

sexyseventhgrader:

english teachers be like

(Source: spankmehardbarry)