Posted 21 seconds ago

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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Posted 55 seconds ago

daemontool:

me: babe grab my boob

bf: (grabs boob) (bone titty breaks)

me: see you in court asshole

(Source: 0d2)

Posted 1 minute ago

jaclcfrost:

"how many times have you even watched that movie"

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(Source: jaclcfrost)

Posted 2 minutes ago

putins-boyfriend:

instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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 humour

(Source: instagrarn)

Posted 3 minutes ago

lennonlips:

lennonlips:

lennonlips:

if i ever see paul in concert again, i’m going to make a sign that says I LIKE YOUR BUTT

you guys, i’m going to see him again next month so now i have to.

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it’s been done.
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I have completed my life’s purpose.

Posted 4 minutes ago

lasagnababy:

in lit we were about to read a book on concentration camps and so my teacher told everyone to draw what came to mind when they thought of world war 2 and she thought the pictures were so good she hung them up on the wall and now i sit in front of this image

Posted 4 minutes ago

What I love about social justice white people

sage-kun:

juxtapiration:

is every time my friend gets stop to be told off by some white person, very rudely, how his tattoo of a dreamcatcher is racist and insensitive to the Native American people and should removed/apologize/be ashamed.

He is Native American and they confuse him for Mexican every time, and he just states “But I got this at the reservation I lived in for 15 YEARS.” and proceeds to falsely place a curse of his ancestors on them.

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Posted 6 minutes ago

flowury:

oh NO a GIRL!!!!!! with HAIR in places that HAIR GROWS !!!! AHH!!!!!

Posted 7 minutes ago

urulokid:

oH YM GOD CONNOR MADE ME A GIF OF THAT GUY I WAS TALKING ABOUT

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LOOK AT HIM

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HE KNOWS SOMETHINGS UP MAN

THIS BROTHER AIN’T HERE FOR ALEXANDER PIERCE’S BULLSHIT

Posted 7 minutes ago

teh-blondie:

ask-pigpeter:

Potato Piggle Horse by the BestWorst pone artist me

——

Oh my god

I have been blessed by the talent that is Teh-Blondie

I feel so honoured

It seems the Great Piggle is pleased. Yay!

A true masterpiece

Posted 8 minutes ago

mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

(Source: foobaw)

Posted 11 minutes ago
Posted 13 minutes ago
dutchster:

Applying for jobs like

Dear Sir/Madam, 
Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.
I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.
Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.
For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.
I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely, Mark dutchster

dutchster:

Applying for jobs like

Dear Sir/Madam, 

Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.

I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.

Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.

For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.

I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely, 
Mark dutchster

Posted 14 minutes ago

i-love-my-fandoms:

koizumisato:

pornithologist:

what this made me realise is that helen’s certainty implies that dash and violet were both showing signs of their powers as infants and that is the funniest thing i have ever thought of in my life because one has super speed and one turns invisible can you picture first-time parents trying to deal with a baby that sometimes fucking disappears

   

Posted 14 minutes ago

nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.